Funny

Last night I started a cookie dough recipe for a cookie swap tonight and realized I didn't have any eggs. I made a dash to the store and thought ice cream sounded way too good to pass up.
One should never go to a store with evening cravings! I was scanning the selection and saw Breyers "Double Chin" ice cream. I shook my head and looked again and saw it said "double churn". I closed the door to the cooler and lost all interest in the ice cream!